Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...