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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...