Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Lollihops!
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Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....