What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...