Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...