2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...