People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....