Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...