You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...