Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...