Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
If Men made the Rules
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Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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