Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...