Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...