Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!