What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...