Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...