Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...