Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!