No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...