George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
play bingo
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The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Definitions of Children
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Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!