Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!