Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...