La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...