George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...