Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.