Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...