A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.