Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...