Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...