How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...