5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...