The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.