Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...