Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.