What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...