If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...