Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...