One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!