Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...