Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...