A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...