Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...