Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...