Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...