Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...