A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Bunch of good one-liners
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3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.