St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...