An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
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After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...