The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...