Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...