Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...