OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...