Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...