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Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
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Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
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Declaration Of Independence
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